Andrew's Monologues

Short stories about people like us in bizarre, ridiculous or just plain funny situations.

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Episodes

Chief Whip

It's all new for a recently elected MP. Not to worry, the Chief Whip has plenty of experience in every aspect of becoming a successful politician!!

February 28, 2026 • Season 1 • Episode 21 • 5:05

Waste Water

Geraldine takes me from my job in waste water to a new life as an entrepreneur, although the transformation is not without its difficulties.This five minute episode is not to be missed!

May 10, 2025 • Season 1 • Episode 20 • 5:32

Never Go To Sea Without A Vest

An unfortunate turn of events means our intrepid sailor becomes a local hero - at least for a while...

April 14, 2025 • Season 1 • Episode 19 • 2:18

The Night Before Census

A new take on the familiar Christmas Story.Happy Christmas!!

December 20, 2024 • Season 1 • Episode 18 • 3:10

Stella's Day Out

I'd heard that dogs could help people who might be experiencing anxiety or stress.So, I decided to take my Cocker Spaniel - Stella - to visit our local old folks home. It didn't quite work out as I expected.We won't...

October 08, 2024 • Season 1 • Episode 17 • 4:40

Living The Life (Audio)

So you have a dog and think you are in charge? If your dog is anything like mine, then think again!!! See the video of Olive our cockapoo on X: @andrewsmonologs

August 01, 2024 • Season 1 • Episode 16 • 1:27

Anger Management

It was the final straw: Limoncella's temper was too much for me...

July 23, 2024 • Season 1 • Episode 15 • 4:22

My Sister's Grudge

After a family argument, trying to make amends doesn't always go as we would hope.

June 28, 2024 • Season 1 • Episode 14 • 5:47

Short Notice

After receiving the worst news from my Doctor, I find out that someone close to me is looking forward to me passing on what little money I have. I need to manage her expectations!!!

May 20, 2024 • Season 1 • Episode 13 • 4:56